NEARLY 300 people queued for hours in the snow yesterday for the opening of the first Krispy Kreme doughnut shop in Scotland.In the wake of the horsemeat scandal, it's notable to observe the Great British public refusing to temper their enthusiasm for crap food. That said, they're obviously not queueing outside Krispy Kreme Donuts all night out of their own free will - a devious combination of cultural Marxist infiltration and neoliberal propaganda is making them do it.
First customer Benjamin Esterson, 33, below, waited 23 hours after travelling to Edinburgh from London.
He said: “Two years ago, I was the first person in the Wales store, so I couldn’t not be the first in Scotland as well.”
Last night, hundreds of customers trying to get to the outlet in Hermiston Gait caused traffic jams on the city bypass and the M8.
Let's face it, if Margaret Thatcher had not won the 1979 election, and if the Loony Left had been thwarted in its long, destructive march through the institutions, all these people would be at home enjoying a nice, traditional home-cooked meal with their families.
No point blaming the public themselves for how they behave.